Things My Kids Say Volume 2

In the car, Hayd and Ham talking like an old married couple who talks to each other but has no idea what the other is talking about.

Hayd:  They're taking the pipes out.
Ham:  What?  What?  What Haydee baby?
Hayd:  I heard them last night.
Ham:  What are you talkin' bout Haydee baby?
Hayd:  Last night.  The pipe sound.
Ham:  What sound?  What are you talkin' about!
Hayd:  Last yesterday I heard the pipe taking out.
Park:  Mom, what is she talking about?
Me:  I have no idea.
Ham:  What it sound like?
Hayd: It sound like...it sound like...
Ham:  What it sound like!!
Hayd:  Sound like a mingo (flamingo), like a giraffe...
Ham:  Pipe sound like what you hear?
Hayd:  Sound like a giraffe makin' a turtle sound like a owl.
Ham:  Owl, Haydee baby?  Owl?
Hayd:  Kinda like a mingo giraffe makin' turtle sound like a owl.
Ham:  Oh, ok.

Well, as long as that's settled then.