Shower Curtain

(Noticing the fabric shower curtain is missing)
Husband:  What happened to the shower curtain?
Me:  I'm washing it because the kids got toothpaste all over it.
Him:  Oh.
Me:  What'd you expect?
Him:  Well, I was just making sure something else didn't happen.
Me:  Like what?  It caught on fire.
Him:  I could see that happening.

He's not wrong.

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